Saturday, July 28, 2007

Chole Jaaoa



Chole jaoyay sparsho achhe.
Chupchaap daariye thaakay Bhalobaasha achhe bodh hoy.

Majhe Majhei RuntuDa chupchaap daariye pore.

Shei chhottobelay dyab-dyabe chokh mele jeina dyakha ashaare megh chhera ek jhaak bok'er daana mele ure jaaoa, Chhat'er ek kone thomke dariye gechhilo chhotto Runto...sondhye periye raat...chokh jure takhono akaash mataano bok'er daana!

Koishor'er ek sondhye, para'r abchha ek goli'r mukhe mukhoukhi Bondhu- sneho bhore pith'e haat "Chollum re".
"Kothay ?" , Aschorjyo hoye jiggesh korchhilo RuntuDa
Bondhuti santo swor'e aswas diyechhilo "Biplob chaichhe gota Desh."
Ashohay RuntuDa dariyechhilo..chupchhap..chholchhol..Biplob'o aasheni, shei Bondhuti'o fereni!

Biye'er pore Didi'r chole jaaoa..sobar kanna..hoyto khushir kaana.. RuntuDa jothariti myada mere dariyechhilo ek kone...prochur bhalobaasha ar kothakaar ektu obhimaan chhuye

Sei meye'tar Bus'e uthe sahoj sundor chhonde chole jaaoa...8B Bus Stand'er ekkone RuntuDa'r boba drishti chhoriye daariye thaaka...prithibi jeno theme gechhilo..Lok-jon-Hnaak Dnaak-Dhnoa Dhulo-Kolkata chhapiye durdanto kathasticth haashi Bus'r jaanla ghyeshe! uff buk jure se ki dhopash dhopaash sabdo!Cinematic Thrill maakhiye RuntuDa Bus'er jaanla bhed kore rogaa swapnalu haath bariye dite paarto..Kintu se sudhu daariyechhilo..nispando jhokjhoke swapno takhon..


Ma chole gelen...kopaal e bhor'er surjer moto laal tip, rakto shunyo mukh, tulsi bheja chokh'er paata, dhup,dhuno, ghee, chandon kaath, dau dau aagun...Thay dariyechhilo RuntuDa..hotath bujhechhilo ek mutho akaash keu khuble niye chole gyalo...ektaana brishti..RuntuDa asohay artonaad'e bhijechhilo eklaa dariye theke...Chhad chhilo na je....



Aaj abaar RuntuDa'r dariye thaaka ebong ar ek mutho niswas Chole jaaoa'ar khela. Agochhalo Bed Room'er ekkone eka bokaa RuntuDaa dariye. Double Bed, Dressing Table, Almari, Aalna, Balcony te mele rakha saree, jorajori ek jora Baalish, aayna'y sindur'er daag; Samosto aaj RuntuDa'r dike taakiye muchki haaschhe.."Khel Khatom Commrade, Hands Up"!

Laal pere holud saree, ushko-khusko chul, thnot'er kone biplob'er sesh rakto bindoo, bhasha bhasha chokh, haat'e suit case, dorjara baire taxi! Sahoj ekta sabdo- "Chollam"!

Joubon'er bhalobasha, Jibon-Moron protisruti oi taxi'te bheshe chole jaabe! Kichhudin por hoyto sesh chinho hoye kono Court letter ure aasbe! RuntuDa jothariti daariye, chupchaap, asohay, bekoob itihaash'er moto. Chokh'er saamne sposto hoye utchhe jibon'er graph, from oasis to desert at the rate of knots!
Buk jure haahaakar "Jeona Jeona Please Jeona...tomaay chhara thakte paarbo na je"!
Bhasha betray korlo. RuntuDa chupchaap daariye dekhlo Taxi'r chole jaaoa!

Ekbaar'o chinte paarlo na praan'er maanush'tar mon'er akuti "Jete dio na,Jete dio na please jete dio na..tomaay chhara thakte paarbo na je"!

Monday, July 23, 2007

Yes Sir

Ek dol maanush achhen jara holen jaake bole Inside Out Hyper Realist. Realist ei jonnyei je era bojhen modhhyobitty'er protibaad'e Politics hoy , Coffe House hoy, Kobita hoy, Aspirin
hoy kintu kaaj'er kaaj kissu hoyna; Net Output constant zero.

Eder dhaal bolun talowar bolun sob'i saahebi ketay jhokjhoke, to the point : "Yes Sir".

School e tukli korbaar jonnye ektaana 3 din kneel down!
"Yes Sir"
Ekbaar'o mukh fute berlona je tukechhe onnyo keu, je ekhon bijoyi haashi haschhe.


Baajar'er taaka haat-safai'er daay'e Pitaa'r kachhe bedhorok Bokuni
"Yes Sir"
Bola holo na je Takaa ta ek Bondhu ke na dile tar ma'er jonnye osudh kena hoto na.


Premikaa'r Pitaa'r charom hoomki "Stay away from my Daughter, you Scoundrel"
"Yes Sir"
Bola holo na je Bhalobaashi eke-oporke, nipaat, nikhaad Bhalobaasha!


Office e Boss'er bharikki gola, "Compromise korte sekho, akhere labh hobe"
"Yes Sir"
Bola gyalona je akher gochhanor concept ekhono mojjay built in hoyni.


Songsar shar-bostu. Eta chai Ota chai, Give Me More concept: sahoj sarol.
"Yes Sir"
Bola gyalona aamaro kicchu adure swapno achhe.



Achomka ek dupur thele niye aasha Briddhyashrom.
"Yes Sir"
Bola gyalona je jekhaan theke chole aasha tar sob kichhu amaari gore tola.

Ekla bridhhyo raatri jure sudhu ekta easy chair,daaba'r ghuti aar chholchhol chokhe dyakha
akaash....akaash jure ma'er mukh...chhelebela aar Ma...bhalobaasha jorano koto
nishwas...samosto jhor-jhapta dribble kore ma'r kol e maatha.....Ashroy!!

Ar bhalo lagena...Kachhe tene nao na Ma...Sei anchol'er jhapta.. Sei Gaan..Chhelebela...

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Prem-Pnoyjaar!!

Aboseshe BnochaDa prem'e porlo! Ekkebare chabuk prem jaake bole..
Majhe Majhei annyo manoshko hoye ghaash chibiye felchhe!
Shaving cream diye dnaat brush korchhe!
Premikaa'r naam sunlei udaash hoye Pantua kheye cholechhe!
Baba'r pocket theke haat safai bandho kore diyechhe!

Bnochaada ekkebare Mohapurush bone gyachhe!
Public'e porashona kore, chakri kore, Politics kore, Bomb banay; BnochaaDa prem kore!

Premikaa'r saathe BnochaDa'r ekti notun songi jutechhe! Mobile phone! Ron'e-Bon'e-Jangol'e sarbotro kaan'e gnuje Prem-fisfis.." Ogo-Hya Go" er jhor utthchhe niyomito. Aajkaal BnochaDa ar Phone tule Hello bole na..bole..
" Hya go...Bolo go"! Ei sedin BnochaDa or Baba'r kachhe bedom kan-mola khelo! Karon ki? BnochaDa'r Baba'r Office'er Boro-Babu Phone korechhilen..ghatona chokre Bnochada phone dhorei obhyesh-bashoto bole felechhe "Ogo...Kyamon achho go..tomay chhara Prihibi ta Black-Hole go.."! Byas...aar jabe kothay: super-duper Jhamela!

BnochaDa ke aar Para'r adday dyakha jay na! Roj bikel'e teri kete, shish marte marte beroy...konodin Park-Kakhono cinema!Ekbaar pakdao kore jiggesh korechhilam "Picnic korbe? Chicken-Mutton-Halua achhe menu te.."

BnochaDa gombhir hoye bolechhilo :" Shut up you Pashondo, Premik'ke Picnic'er lobh dyakhachhis? Ami ekhon prem'er somuddure mundu dubiye achhi..premikaa holo ekmattor Oxygen Mask..E sob picnic-ticnic'e aami nei"!

Eheno BnochaaDa achomka ekdin bikele dum kore udoy holo:
"Chol, Putiraam'e Kochuri-pantuaa mere aaschi"

Aami porlum akaash theke, "Ki byapar, tomar Prem korte jaoa nei? Park-tark sob bandho bujhi?"

BnochaDa michki heshe bolle " Naah re, aaj bhabchhi tor saathei adda debo, kato din tor khabor neoa hoyni bol to?"

Ami aro ghabre gelum, BnochaDa'r pet-kharap hoyni to?

Jiggesh korlum " Ta tomar Premikaa aaj kothay?"

Bnochada'r samosto daant jhol-mol kore uthlo bikel'er rod'e:
"On the way to Shosur-Bari! States-ferot competitor re, survive kora gyalona! Gad(r)i-Ba(d)ri-Chaakri; sob mile ekkebare straight set'e go-haaran! Mnochkalum na byote, tobe kothay jeno bhenge gelum"!




Monday, July 2, 2007

Baatik Bangali O Delhi



Kichhu manush achhen jaara bhuru knuchke,naak nachiye dibbi jibon guchhiye beriye gelen. Baatik-Birokti chhoriye, public'er sozhyo shokti'r opor istiri chaliye era dapot'e prithibi shashon kore jaan!

Eraa ek-ek jon Genetic Chamok!

Taraa din'e 4 baar dnaat brush koren,
Aam 2.5 ghonta jol'e chubiye khaan carbide dhuye felte,
Daari-waala manush dekhle kidnapper thauraan ,
Train'e-Bus'e sahojaatri beshi jayga nichhe bhebe nirlipto gaal thoken
Muscle dekhle steroid bhaaben
Australian maatro Chapell bole aantke othen,
Sahokormi promotion pele tel-baaj haaken,
Fuckhka khaoar aage Gelusil kenen..

Emon maanush era!

Emoni ekjon amaader para'r BotkuDaa. BotukDaa kichhudin aage Delhi ghure gelen.Aashar aager Din phone korlen;
"Agaami kaal pouchhochhi Delhi. Station e chole aschhis, train 11'tay....tui 10'tay chole ashish, bola jaay na..train jodi early in kore?"

Eheno Botukda jakhon Baksho-Pyatra somet train theke naamlen, aami "Coolie" bole hnaak perechhi aar omni BotukDa aantke uthe aamar jama khaamchhe dhorlen..
-" Korchhis ki? Bhaddorlok'e coolie daak'e? Luggage niye shotke porel ke dekhbe suni?"

Ei bole amaaer knaadh'e bhari suit-case gochhiye nije Santiniketoni bag niye hnaat'te laagalen. Jei na Auto-Rickshaw dhorbo bole edik-odik dekhchhi omni abaar Botkudaa'r red alert
-" Paagol naaki? Majhpothe revolver dekhiye loot korle ki korbo? Auto-Driver der bhorosha korechhi ki morechho..Bus Stand chol..."

Bus e uthei dekhlum BotkuDa jaro-sharo hoye boshe..edik odik emon bhaabe takiye jeno ei juddho suru hobe! Ki byapar?
"Arrey boka, Bus bhari khaanja jayga...tui bujhte parchhis na..asole kintu pocket-maar gijgij korchhe".

Eheno BotkuDa'ke Delhi ghorano ki chatti-khaani kotha?Kichhutei se Parliament House ba rashtrapati Bhaban mukho holo na..keno?
" Arrey baba, aajkal RDX to kholam-khuchi! Achomka uriye dile?" Mokkhom jukti!

Kono-rakom'e bhujung bhajung diye India Gate niye gelum! Emon bhabe dyab-dyab kore cheye roilo Botkudaa India Gate'er dike...bhablam bodh hoy impressed hoyechhe. Bollam " Kirokom dekhchho?"

Uttor elo:
"Ki dekhchhi janis? Bishaal chushi-kaathi, Gigantic lollypop"

Ghabre giye jaante chailum "Keno?"

Ek gaal heshe BotkuDa bollo:

" Arrey desh ta gobet'e bhora..saheb'ra amaader thengiye nijeder swarthe Juddho korte pathale...consequenty aamader Desh'er manush jon goru-gaadha'r moto nikesh holo..Sahebra juddho-joy korlen...aamra ulu-khagra'ra ki pelum?Consolation Prize..Ki emon India Gate-India Gate kore naachis ga? Chho-Chho..Er cheye aamader Chandannagor'er Jagoddhatri Pujo Pandel dher bhalo...bujhli?Neh..ebaar alpo thanda dekhe ice-cream khaoa"!!