Sunday, July 19, 2009

Bibaho-Baaj



Biye thik! Arr koyek maash, tarpori double filtered-ozonised sparkling fresh songsar! Aar Bachelor-maarka Dustbinish jibon noy. Life'e ebaar sudhu perfect Boibaahik Symmetry: Pressure Cooker'er Whistle, Robbar sokaal'e Barandaa jure Golaap gondhi phenyl subaash, dupure mutton-raatre daal-puri, Bahari Dressing Table'e half dozen variety'r cream, gochhano boi'er shelf ebong charidik jure feminie symptomps'er chhorachhori: Aaynaa'y snete thaaka laal-ip theke Balcony te myala bhije saree porjonto!

Biye thik hoya ki chatti-khaani kotha? Jaake bole Paradigm Shift! Etodin projonto Biye maane jenechhi Pnyapor-por Shanai, Public hulusthulu, Fish Fry-Kheer Kadom, Dyakhnai Mala bodol khatom! Ekhon nije jakhon sei biye'r dike divert hote cholechhi takhon ter pachhi kelo kaahare koy.

Ebong ei Biye-fic kelo'r magnitude ta assess koriye dite jeta entaar jutchhe aajkaal seta hochhe bibidho source theke sanghatik variety'r sob Marital Suggestion Ebong Opinions. Biye-Tips jaa jutechhe, source-wise quote kore dilum, janoswarthe aar ki:


1. Pitaa: Responsiblity nite sekho, sarswoti Pujor cashier-giri kora chhara to life'e responsibility bole kichhui jaanle na!

2. Maa: Baajaar korte sekh, kochi dhyarosh, deem-chhara ilish chinte sekh! Aar hya, Kharoch control korte sekho.

3. Putu Pishi: Khabordaar jodi kakhono Bou'ke insult korechhis, bou'er opor machoism dekhiyechho ki amader Mohila Somiti leliye debo!

4. Chhotka : Khabordaar jodi Bou'er bhyara hoyechho! Nijer space chinte sikhbe, aar sei space chharbe na!

5. Maku (Praan'er bondhu): Chicken Cutlet bhaalo na baanate paarle kintu tor Bou amaader friend-circle'e acknowledged hote paarbe na, after all, tor baarite je aamra adda marte jaabo, tar jonnye ekta central incentive thaakte hobe to! And yes, ekdin somoy niye intense Google Searche' ja on the issue of Marital Do's and DOn'ts

6.Boss: Tomar Biye? Aar amaar Sales Target?

7.Prakton Premika No. 1: Toke ke biye korbe? Kaar maatha khaarap hoyechhe?

8.Prakton Premika No. 2: Tomay ke biye korbe? Kaar maatha khaarap hoyechhe?

9.Anondo Babu (School'er engiriji Teacher) : Tor Biye? Ekhono Preopsition boshaate sikhli na bhaalo kore, abaar biye?

10.Would be Shosur: Biye is not a cup of tea young man, not a cake walk. Work hard..work hard. Remember amaar meye'er samosto responsiblity tomaar. Bhaalo raakhle bhaalo, khaarap raakhle direct pyadani! Kyamon? Aar hya, beyond Jamai Soshthi, dont expect any freebie!

11.PuluDaa ( Para'tuto Dada) : Work-life balance is the key, bujhli Pocha! Boss'er kachhe file aar Bou'er kachhe salary ta thik somoy deposit korte paarlei dekhbi life jaake bole makkhon-smooth.

12.Meojmama: Ei tomaar paton'er shuru!

13. Would be Bou: Tomaar songe biye te raaji holaam? Amaar ki maatha khaarap hoyechhilo?


P.S.: Oporer chhobiti bastobik'i Antorjatik Swikriti Samponnyo "Boibahik Chinho" ba International Marriage Symbol. Ritimoto approved by Commission of Human Rights, United Nations, Bujhun!)

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