Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Singur Katha






Gota prithibitai kromosho highly suspicious trajectory te chole jachhe! Subroto Mohun Bagani'der haat'e chor khachhen(dhonnyi Moydan), Pujabarshiki Anondomela theke Pandob Goenda hapish hoye gyachhe, Delkhusha'r Fish Fry'er sei elegance hyenchre jachhe aar onnyodike Karat-Mamota'r jugalbondi te turki nach'chhe public!
Eitto sedin," Dekhi kon byatay folay Nuclear Deal" gochher He-Man attitude niye Karat Saheb Monmohon ke dumre rekhechhilen. "Energy Crisis" aar " Oil Crunch" naamok duto baagha chabuk guli ke sref Kyanch-kola dekhiye Karat-Saheb jebhabe 'logical' dnaat kirmir chalachhilen je Birddho PM, thuri Prodhaan Montri, nijer Economics-Brain taala chaabi diye hoyto daari chherar kotha bhaabte suru korechhilen. Aboseshe Political dhostadhosti'te UPA totha Nuclear Hope tike gyalo, oboshyoi hook'er songe crook'o proyojon hocyechhe!
Kendro theke rajye aashun, mash-khaanek er maathay sei ek'i khel; sudhu player paalte gyachhe. Karat'er jaaygay ebaar koraat haat'e local Agni-Konya aar bekub bonar daitwe ebaar Karat'eri commrade Buddhobaabu! Ei jonnyei boli highly suspicious trajectory te cholchhe sob kichhu!
400 acre Jomi ferot chaai, chaai to chaai! Kicchu sunbo na, bujhbo na, maanbo na! Chaalao Dhorna! Sahoj kichhu koutohol:
1. Protibaad'er momentum urdhomukhi ekhon keno jakhon Factory pray protisthito Nano'r Octobor'e tuki deoaar kotha?
2. Kon Economic Analysis bole je bartomaan khoti tukur tulonaay bhobishyot'e Nano Factory'r Arthonoitik uposthiti Banglar jonnye bohu gun beshi hobe na?(Economics'er kyanthay aagun!!)
3. MamotaDebi, please, please bhaabun; poristhiti'r daabi ki Tata'er theke jomi chhiniye Nano'r Bangla bhobishyot biporjosto kora naaki Rajoy-Sorkaar ke kon-thaasha kore upojukto khotipuron jogaar kora onicchuk jomi-haara der jonnye?
4. Proshno sudhu Nano'r noy, onnyo bohu Investment ki ei daamadol'e ghyachang-fu hoye jachhe na?
5. Ei proshno Daan-Baam sobbai ke? Etto biplob to aanlen, achomkaa ekta revolution'e Dhorna byaparti ke outdated kore deoa jaayna? Eto Rajnoitik taanaporen chole, DHORNA'er kono substitute market e chharte parlen na?
Ahem...Any Long Term Socio-economic benifit has to be accompanied by some short-term Social Cost. Tuke dilum ektu Engriji, Sahebiaanay besh ekta iye aachhe jaai bolun!
Aaj dupur'e ayesh kore notun kena Tata Indicom Data Card guje diye Internet ghaatchhilum! Emon somoy parar Goja Da pile chomke diye paashe eshe porlo! Goja Da ghor dhorna-ponthi,ghor Tata Birodhi! Bola nei, kaoa nei achomkaa ghotang kore amaar Tata'r Data Card ta nirmom bhaabe hinchre khule nilo! Ami tyna-fno kortei chup korie diyw bolle : " Demand na meta porjonto Krishee-jomi'i hok ba e-jomi, kotthao entry debo na"!

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Gold O Gun



Belaa doshtay sobe mon diye Toothbrush ta ke neem-dnaaton'er moto use korbaar chesta korchhi! Emon somoy Mejdaar kolje vibrate kora hoonkaar'e concentration khichuri hoye gyalo; "Ei bhor-dupur'e ghum theke otha holo Sir'er.Dinosaur kothakaar"

Bojho! Belaa Doshta kina Bhor-Dupur! AM to PM'er concept ei bayosh'e pnechiye dichhe. Tachhara deri kore ghum theke othaar saathe Dinosaur'er abaar ki samporko. Kon Paleontologist bolechhe je Dinosaur jaat-aalshe! Mejdaa ke ektu logic jhaarbo bole jeina ghaar ghuriyechhi omni gelum bhebre. Mejda'r haat'e jhokjhoke notun paakhi-maara Air Gun. Ki sanghaatik! Mejo-boudi'r baap'er baari gora boshtum, mejdar chicken gela sozhyo korleo Air Gun diye Paakhi Maara je bordaasto hobe na seta obvious. Air Gun boomerang na hoye jaay.

Gola naamiye jiggesh korlum: " Ki byapar, ei bayosh'e Air Gun chaalabar sokh holo je baro?"

Mejda haashlo, " Idiot, eta aamaar jonnye noy, Chiku'r jonnye"
Chiku Mejdaa'r chhele. Jaake bole cent percent khatornaak. Paraa'r lok'er mundu chebaano or hobby- daanpite to the power infinity! Eheno chheler haat'e Air Gun? Eto soja-sapata terrorism ke nemontonno kore aana. Se kotha Mejda ke jaanatei Mejda ekta maapa hashi kheliye diye bollo " Se kotha ki aar bhabini re Gaadha, tobe eita Chiku'er entertainment'er jonnye noy, career'er
jonnye"

-" Career maane?" Ami aaro ghabre gelam,Mejda chhele ke cricketer banabar jonnye bistor kath-khor poray taa jaani. Jodio Mejo-Boudi chhele ke MBA baaniyei chharbe;Chikur porashona niye Boudi jaake bole ishot sentimental; kajei cricket-tricket bisesh patta-tatta paay na. Tahole aajkaal Jim Corbett pore porei ki Mejdaa Chiku ke Shikaari banabar plan korchhe? Mejoboudi
jaanle 3 din Mejdaa'r barite khaaoa jutbe na.

-" Ahha, tui bol na, aajkaal sob theke hot career kon dike?" Mejda bollo.

-" IIT, IIM type kichhu te" matha chulke bollam, takhono career aar air-gun correlate korte parchhi na

-" Uff, tui jaanish tui ki? Koopomonduk!!Widen your horizon Pocha!Tui to jaanis amaar kachhe Career of all Careers hochhe Sports,seibaar thyang ta fracture na hole eto din'e aami accountant noi, India'r sera Wicket-keeper batsman hotam aar toder oi Dhoni boshe thaakto Jhaarkhand'e ! Tobe aajkaal Fame-glory-success sobkichhur best combination kon khelay jaanish? Shooting'e .Aar amaar ki mone hoy jaanis, Bharotioder ekta natural knack achhe shooting'e bujhli. Noyto bhaab, ei pet-rogaa'der desh'e Rathore aar ei Abhinab chhokrar back to back Olympic medal? Aaar eibaar to jaake bole direct gold!Ki honour bhaab to! TV'te or baap'er interview dekhlum-
ahaa, ki inspiring!Plus ei field'e competition taao kom"

-" Taai bole Air-Gun?" amaar takhon matha ghurchhe!

-" Aarey Baba, shooting'er proti Chiku'r ekta attachment toiri korte hobe to alpo bayosh theke. Aaj dilum Air-Gun, erpor I will guide him to National Defence Academy, oi background ta kaaje laagbe. Tarpor Training. Tarpor State theke National hoye Olympic..uff bhabtei gaaye knaata dyay", Mejda takhon jaake bhalo banglay bole apluto!

-"Tai bole Shooting'er chakkore Porashonay faaki dile kintu Mejoboudi sudhu Chiku'ke petabe na. Boudi sobsomoy bole destroy all sources of ashkaara to Chiku", Aami final warning dilum.

-" Tor Boudi ke manage kore tobei na Air Gun ta kinlum", Mejda'r mukhe takhon Buddh'er haashi, " oke bujhiyechhi je je ekta Olympic sonar medel'e 80 bhori sona thaake, byass..oi dose'ei chitpaat!"

Bojho!!